| Update: It's with great sadness to let you all know that Abraham Lincoln passed away in his sleep last night. Doctors say it was alcohol poisoning. His nearly two hundred year old liver couldn't take it anymore, grew teeth, and started eating all of his other organs. The doctor said it was the most painful way to go, but I like to think that Abe's subconscious shrank down to miniature size and destroyed his liver before it had a chance to eat his heart. I'd like to think that but the doctor tells me the heart was eaten as well. So here's to Abe! Let's hope he's up there in heaven right now ending slavery.
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